Refunds, plainly.

There's no automatic refund on something that downloads the second you buy it — but if you genuinely regret a purchase, write to me and a person will read it. Last updated: 7 August 2026.

The short version. When you check out, you agree to the content being delivered immediately, and that waives the usual right to cancel a distance purchase. That's how instant downloads work everywhere.

I don't hide behind it. If you bought something and genuinely regret it, email hello@nam9000.com, tell me what happened, and I'll look at it properly. It isn't a button — it's a conversation with the person who made the thing.

Try it first — most of it is free to hear

Nearly everything can be played in your own rig, through your own interface, before you spend a thing. If you're unsure, this is the answer — not a refund later.

WhatHear it free
Multichannel amps5 minutes at a time, every channel, full quality — start another audition as often as you like
Drive pedals30 seconds at a time, full features, marked PREVIEW
The plugin itselfFree forever — the whole rig and the capture studio
A real hero packFree in the download — Brit 800 with its full 18-capture GAIN sweep

That last one matters: the free Brit 800 pack is not a demo or a teaser. It is exactly the same kind of thing I sell, given away — so you can know precisely what a €9 pack feels like before buying one.

Before you ask — it's often not a refund you need

Most people who write asking for their money back have a fixable problem, and it usually takes minutes:

If you still want your money back

Email hello@nam9000.com with:

I read all of it myself. If you've been straight with me, you'll get a straight answer back — usually the same day, and usually yes.

What I say yes to, and what I don't

Being honest about this is fairer than pretending there's a formula.

Yes, readily: it doesn't work on your system and we couldn't fix it; it isn't what the store page led you to expect; you bought the wrong item; you were charged twice; something about the purchase went wrong at my end.

Probably not: you've downloaded and installed the content, kept it, and simply changed your mind — particularly on something you could have auditioned free first. And not where there's a pattern of buying and returning.

Requests are considered case by case, and I reserve the right to decline one. In practice I've never refused someone with a real reason, and I'd rather lose a sale than have you feel cheated.

What happens if a refund is agreed

Why it works this way

A pack is a few hundred captures that took days of studio time, and once it's on your disk it can't be handed back like a parcel. A no-questions return button on something uncopyable-back is an invitation, and the cost of that lands on the price everyone else pays.

So the friction here is deliberate, and it's exactly one step: you have to write to a person and say what went wrong. That's it. No forms, no ticket number, no waiting on hold. It keeps the honest path easy and the lazy path closed, and it's the reason packs are €9 instead of €19.

Chargebacks

Please just email first. A chargeback takes weeks, costs considerably more than the sale was worth, and involves your bank in something I would almost certainly have just said yes to. Nobody wins that one.

The legal position

Checkout is handled by Lemon Squeezy, who are the merchant of record — they are the seller on your receipt and they collect and remit EU VAT. Their buyer terms are what you agree to at checkout, and they include your consent to immediate delivery of digital content and the resulting loss of the statutory right of withdrawal.

Everything on this page is therefore a policy I choose to offer, not a right you'd have to argue for. That's rather the point of writing it down.